The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank by Erma Bombeck | nifaquniky.cf: Books
Not to have a lawn was like admitting you turned off the Super Bowl to take a nap, used deodorant shields in your T-shirts, or had training wheels on your Harley-Davidson. It struck with little warning and attacked the weak, the bored, the vulnerable seeking relief from the monotony. Its name was television and by , it would enslave sixty-million families. Television was a terminal disease that was to spread and worsen, driving people from acute withdrawal to chip-dip attacks.
There was a rumor going through the city that the suburban housewife drank her breakfast, accepted obscene phone calls — collect — played musical beds with her neighbors, and rewrote the book on Show and Tell. If anyone could sell the suburbs, sin could. She required a bottle, a little ice, and a clean glass.
There was a time when I derived some comfort out of the knowledge that one out of every three Americans is overweight. But I never saw the one. Everywhere I went I was flanked on either side by the two chart-perfect women. There are loonies and crazies running around all over the place. Lester was wounded at Ft. Everyone was wearing a stomach in various stages of development — whether you looked good in one or not.
Its important to know how to lose because you do a lot of it when you grow up.
Tomorrow night, this entire family is going to sit down together and eat a meal. Paperback , pages. Published March 1st by Fawcett first published To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. Lists with This Book. Jan 20, Ami rated it it was amazing. I love Erma's books! Its safe to say that I grew up with her books and her name, and stories, just like V.
Andrews', another author I grew up reading, brings back a lot of good reading memories. Erma, and her writing, will be d I love Erma's books!
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Erma, and her writing, will be dearly missed. We lucky that she left behind a treasure trove of very funny writing in her wake for generations to enjoy. A long, long time ago In a household far, far away My mother kept this book on a shelf. I don't recall that I was ever told absolutely not to read it, but I do remember sneaking into the den when no one was watching, removing it from the shelf, and absconding with it to my bedroom or to a certain snug cache behind the sofa and thinking of myself as "quite grown up" because I was reading a book for adults.
And on the sly no less. How funny to think of this now Oct 25, Shannon rated it it was amazing Shelves: Years ago, this gave me one of my first reading experiences where I laughed out loud and then had to close the book to finish out my bout with hysteria, wipe my eyes, and then find my place in the book again to continue reading, only to start laughing all over AGAIN.
Erma is just one of her her own kind, and there are a lot of different kinds, but her kind is best served with a box of tissues for those hysterical moments. Every reader's 'moment' will be different THAT is why Erma is so great.
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Nov 06, Helen rated it liked it. Erma Bombeck is still funny, but funniest if you remember the post war period and the building of suburbia. Her books seem to be collections of her columns and she has a good eye for details which take to expanding into comic situations. She wrote about her own life and was read by people going through much the same problems as she was. This book is illustrated by Judith Nilson I think and her drawings appear to be cartoons of real people which adds immeasurably to the humour. Some of the allu Erma Bombeck is still funny, but funniest if you remember the post war period and the building of suburbia.
Some of the allusions have dated a bit, but I still laughed. Dec 15, Mary rated it liked it Shelves: I found this on a table at work with a mysterious note offering it free to a good home. It's pretty outdated and probably suited more to those with a nostalgia for s suburbia. Somewhat amusing in parts though. Oct 31, MisterFweem rated it it was amazing.
The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
I could be really snotty and say that this book is an essential read for anyone wanting to study the rise of suburbia in the United States, but that would belittle Erma Bombeck's gentle, satirical exaggeration of the woman's perspective on suburban life. Just as with the Barbie and Ken dolls she encounters with some aggravation and then with amusement as she watches her children throw Ken in a box when he's supposed to be "at work" and they play at the domestic dramas they know, this book, betwee I could be really snotty and say that this book is an essential read for anyone wanting to study the rise of suburbia in the United States, but that would belittle Erma Bombeck's gentle, satirical exaggeration of the woman's perspective on suburban life.
Just as with the Barbie and Ken dolls she encounters with some aggravation and then with amusement as she watches her children throw Ken in a box when he's supposed to be "at work" and they play at the domestic dramas they know, this book, between the satire and exaggeration, is a fun glance into that life. But it's hardly comprehensive. It is always funny. This was a nostalgia pick. I feel like I grew up with Erma Bombeck.
The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank
I watched her on Good Morning America, my mom loved her books, so she encouraged me to read her books. Erma Bombeck may have writ This was a nostalgia pick. Bombeck was part of a generation of women who got married and stayed married, raised kids with a healthy self-esteem, moved to the burbs, tried to help neighbors, and mined humor in the day to day chaos of life.
There is not a mean bone in any of her writing.
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The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank focuses on her early years when moving up meant buying a split level in the suburbs. The book is of its time and the subjects include picture windows, carpools, homeroom mothers and other largely extinct topics. The humor is timeless. And the chapter on the evolution of Barbie in her family is not only laugh out loud funny, but right up there with Twain and others in truly great American greats. Sometimes, Thomas Wolfe was wrong, you can go home again and laugh at the old stories and enjoy the old memories along the way.
I used to have a newspaper column. I was forever watching deadlines fly past while I sat helplessly at my post, trying to wring humor from the dry sponge of my brain. Like most children of the s, I grew up in a house replete with Erma Bombeck's pithy observations of the banality of suburban life, although by the time "The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank" was published, she was a bestselling author and television personality living in a hacienda in Phoenix, Arizona, pre I used to have a newspaper column.
Like most children of the s, I grew up in a house replete with Erma Bombeck's pithy observations of the banality of suburban life, although by the time "The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank" was published, she was a bestselling author and television personality living in a hacienda in Phoenix, Arizona, pretty far removed from a housewife pondering carpools, Girl Scout cookies, and where missing socks go.
Ten years' experience gave her a lifetime of material, for which I'm supremely jealous, and no matter where she went, she always had her finger on the pulse of modern motherhood. With a book again tinted with the values of its era, it'd be interesting to know what Bombeck might have made of the age of smartphones, Facebook, and inch flatscreen TVs Feb 11, Shan rated it really liked it Shelves: It's about living in the suburbs.
How your neighbors are. What the social norms are. Her first chapter grabbed my attention immediately because, what can I say, it reminded me of my own famdamily when we would take "trips". I love her dry sense of humor. And I love that she keeps it clean. She is really a funny lady. Aug 01, Liz rated it it was ok Recommends it for: People over 50 in This book is proof that humor is not timeless. Bombeck probably had a fabulously funny book in , in it doesn't stand up. I do imagine that had one lived during that time and was conscious enough to remember it , one would find the text quite intriguing and perhaps quite hilarious.
For those of us who are younger, it may be best as an anthropological study about what life may have been like in the U. The book's a quick read, r This book is proof that humor is not timeless. The book's a quick read, regardless, and there are a few laughs, still, scattered throughout. May 25, Sherrie Howey rated it really liked it.
Hard to believe this was written over 40 years ago as many of the tenets mentioned in this book about moving to the suburbs still hold true. While younger readers may not appreciate the stories told in this book, anyone over the age of 50 will be laughing all the way. This is a book that will make you laugh all the time and brings one back to a time when life was simpler and with far less worries.